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[janeymarywendy]

Q. Did you know that glass coffins are going to be the next big thing?

A. Remains to be seen.

[Born To Walk]

[cabbyian]

"Doctor, I'm worried my body is changing with this testosterone treatment. I'm growing hair in very unusual places.""Don't worry madam, it's perfectly normal. Where are you growing this hair?""Around my bollocks."

[Ed from Philly]

you don't see this one too often ...



Cops: Man was yanking while driving


* Nether Providence, DelcoA 36-year-old man who reportedly was shifting his own stick while driving on the Blue Route last week was probably a little blue himself after State Police interrupted his pleasure cruise, according to a news release.

About 5:44 p.m. Thursday, Ronald Smith was seen "using his hand to pleasure himself while operating his motor vehicle" on Interstate 476 North in Nether Providence, police said.

And just who allegedly caught Smith with his hands in his nether regions? Two 13-year-old girls and the 40-year-old woman who was driving them in another vehicle, police said.

Smith was pulled over by State Police and charged with indecent exposure and related offenses, police said.

[cabbyian]

Hee Hee Hee..... turned out nice again..........

[cabbyian]

No wheels on my wagon but Im still roll..................

[Ed from Philly]

[cabbyian]

Something strange happened almost an epiphany (is that a word). Had a good day and decided to finish early and drive home in the freak sunshine pouring over London. So happy that its the end of the week I decided to put the new album on for what must be the twelfth play and for once listen to it uninterrupted by those annoying bastards (the public) getting in and out of the sherbet. Now I dont know whether its the religious mantra coded cunningly between the lines somehow subsonically imprinted just below normal hearing levels or my happy mood at the joyous spring London sights (mini skirts and low tops) but I actually enjoyed the album for the first time. My conclusion is apart from the religious brainwashing theory is that unlike the hair on my head it grows on you. Now this revelation came to me somewhere in Hampstead which is about halfway home and at that point I surmised that I was halfway between the Grimethorpe Colliery band and a Spaghetti western. So people if you are passing through Hampstead and you happen upon a northern bloke with his lips wrapped round a french horn wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a fine pair of spurs you will know that is the spot. I propose that a shrine be made there. Should I write to the pope? I have seen the Light Reverend Cabby

[Ed from Philly]

Something strange happened almost an epiphany (is that a word). Had a good day and decided to finish early and drive home in the freak sunshine pouring over London. So happy that its the end of the week I decided to put the new album on for what must be the twelfth play and for once listen to it uninterrupted by those annoying bastards (the public) getting in and out of the sherbet. Now I dont know whether its the religious mantra coded cunningly between the lines somehow subsonically imprinted just below normal hearing levels or my happy mood at the joyous spring London sights (mini skirts and low tops) but I actually enjoyed the album for the first time.My conclusion is apart from the religious brainwashing theory is that unlike the hair on my head it grows on you. Now this revelation came to me somewhere in Hampstead which is about halfway home and at that point I surmised that I was halfway between the Grimethorpe Colliery band and a Spaghetti western. So people if you are passing through Hampstead and you happen upon a northern bloke with his lips wrapped round a french horn wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a fine pair of spurs you will know that is the spot. I propose that a shrine be made there.Should I write to the pope?
I have seen the Light
Reverend Cabby

what flavor is your sherbert ?

[Ed from Philly]

you learn something new every day ...

I didn't know that Bruce has a backup 53 Esquire, he still uses the original sometimes, but more often the backup, it supposedly has a better sound (according to his guitar tech). The one he used on the Grammy's last week was the backup ...

[cabbyian]

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Something strange happened almost an epiphany (is that a word). Had a good day and decided to finish early and drive home in the freak sunshine pouring over London. So happy that its the end of the week I decided to put the new album on for what must be the twelfth play and for once listen to it uninterrupted by those annoying bastards (the public) getting in and out of the sherbet. Now I dont know whether its the religious mantra coded cunningly between the lines somehow subsonically imprinted just below normal hearing levels or my happy mood at the joyous spring London sights (mini skirts and low tops) but I actually enjoyed the album for the first time. My conclusion is apart from the religious brainwashing theory is that unlike the hair on my head it grows on you. Now this revelation came to me somewhere in Hampstead which is about halfway home and at that point I surmised that I was halfway between the Grimethorpe Colliery band and a Spaghetti western. So people if you are passing through Hampstead and you happen upon a northern bloke with his lips wrapped round a french horn wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a fine pair of spurs you will know that is the spot. I propose that a shrine be made there. Should I write to the pope?

I have seen the Light

Reverend Cabby

PS Not expecting much of an answer from the Pope as he never replied when I asked to give outlaw Pete a pardon....

[janeymarywendy]

Careful as you go through Hampstead, Rev

[Elbow]

at that point I surmised that I was halfway between the Grimethorpe Colliery band and a Spaghetti western

Brilliant line Cabby. Of all the stuff I have read about this album that is by far my favourite comment.

[cabbyian]

at that point I surmised that I was halfway between the Grimethorpe Colliery band and a Spaghetti western

Brilliant line Cabby. Of all the stuff I have read about this album that is by far my favourite comment.

Cheers Elb I was gonna post on the circuit but thought they would not appreciate it.

[Elbow]

Would be wasted on those freaks.

[cabbyian]

Would be wasted on those freaks.

I am dismissed as a palace moron over there...........

[Ed from Philly]

Would be wasted on those freaks.

I am dismissed as a palace moron over there...........

but here you're among the best and the brightest ...

[Elbow]

Thanks Edw


Cabby x

[cabbyian]

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45 million for this.......................are these people in the real world?

[cabbyian]

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So whats the problem?

[jmw]

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So whats the problem?

The reason I don't have a cat. (lovely cat by the way)

[Elbow]

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So whats the problem?

Is that your Tabby Cabby?

[cabbyian]

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So whats the problem?

Is that your Tabby Cabby?

Yep......No friend to mice.....

[cabbyian]

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So whats the problem?

Is that your Tabby Cabby?

Yep......No friend to mice.....

Goes by the name Dylan

[Elbow]

After Thomas or Bob?