I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to to guess what day a
woman was born on just by feeling their breasts. "Really" she said, "Go on
then...try"
After about 30 secs of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on" she demanded, "What day was I born"?
I said, "yesterday".
One born every minute
Started by cabbyian, Jul 01 2012 06:40 PM
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 06:40 PM
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 06:42 PM
So then she said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd
look alright."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
look alright."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 06:48 PM
She was a bit on the plump side and she started to dance on a table.
I said to her "Nice legs".
The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so ".
I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now".
I said to her "Nice legs".
The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so ".
I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now".
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:26 PM
Bad cabby! 
"Show a little faith, there's magic in the night..."
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:45 PM
Nice Cabby!
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:52 PM
Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud that I nearly fell in.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud that I nearly fell in.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 12:45 PM
Funny Cabby! 
What I've got, I have earned
What I'm not,
Baby, I have learned
What I'm not,
Baby, I have learned
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 02:57 AM
Funny Cabby!
Don't encourage him, please.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 09:03 AM
Funny Cabby!
Don't encourage him, please.
I was just being kind its Alzheimer’s support week!
What I've got, I have earned
What I'm not,
Baby, I have learned
What I'm not,
Baby, I have learned
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 06:33 PM
I forgot......
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 01:03 AM
Funny Cabby!
Don't encourage him, please.
I was just being kind its Alzheimer’s support week!
Does that mean I need to buy him a jock strap?
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Posted 04 July 2012 - 08:10 AM
I need all the help i can get
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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