Raced Off The Street

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  1. Oh ffs. I’ve barely managed to learn your draught beer measures by state and now you tell me that you’re all fucked up in your cans and bottles as well? You people......
  2. That is alarmingly accurate. In fact, after all my caterwauling, the most dangerous creature I met in Australia appears to have been “herself”......
  3. I’d be looking at that and wondering what the hell did I eat last night?
  4. All of those factors are what clinched the deal @AMIW
  5. Done. Have happily rendered unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s.......
  6. So yes, there is news. I’ve recently become engaged to one of your lot, who I met on the 2017 tour..... She’s a Laker Lurker so no names here but we’re both very happy and both very grateful to Bruce and the wonderful tour that brought us together......
  7. I think I was served one of those as part of the Christmas Day barbie.......
  8. I think I was served one of those as part of the Christmas Day barbie.......
  9. You people won’t believe this, but I’m actually back in Oz at the moment for a few weeks. Place is as lethal as ever. And that’s just the women.
  10. Happy New Year everybody!!!! Hope this year brings many announcements of good Bruce news x
  11. Hello, hello. hello....... Like Santa Claus, I pop round once per year
  12. Ok, the first 7 are legit but pissy lemon tree has me intrigued............ I always thought that was Paolo's porn name.........
  13. So.............. What did I miss? Can somebody give me a 500 word synopsis of the last 9 months to catch me up?
  14. Having dodged death once, I am never coming to Australia ever again
  15. May I suggest that you add this to the menu for the day? I had one in a hipster cocktail bar in Dublin at the weekend - obviously I demanded to speak to management and told them that they were using the wrong song lyrics and that it would affect my review on Yelp......
  16. My colleagues and I are already busy setting the scene for you ladies for April 6th.....
  17. Welcome to the Lake. Don’t worry, most of us are harmless, just never get us wet, and never, EVER, feed us after midnight......