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Joadboy

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  1. Yesterdays paper said that when the new boys arrive, there will be fourteen native french speakers in the Toon squad. Maybe Arsene will replace Pardew as well
  2. I saw that on a plane not so long back. I am honestly struggling to think of movie from the last few years that I disliked more. Loud, dumb, sexist, boring, ridiculous and loud again. No offence but anyone over the age of 12 who enjoyed that should really take a long hard look at themselves. These guys agree, and then some more: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00r3n2v Fortunately Crusty is only ten and a half. Last film: The Game starring Michael Douglas ......love it every time it comes around.
  3. I was in Waterstones in Orchard Square on Xmas eve. There was a really big bloke (yes, fat, yes I said it) sitting in a chair in front of the Music section, reading someones biog I think. No-one could get near some of the books because he had positioned himself so close to the shelving. I wasnt really bothered, 'cos I was after some other stuff. I went and had a coffee in the Costa on the premises, came back thirty minutes later and the fat man (there I said it again) was still reading the book in the chair. I suppose thats how he picks his books. I thought it was a bit selfish really and I am suprised the staff didnt have a word. Orindarily I would not draw attention to his weight (it seems so unkind and insensitive), but because he was being so selfish, I am now, from a safe distance, calling him a fat bastard. A fat selfish bastard. Fat twat. Fatty fatty fatty..................
  4. We wont go down, we'll be in the fight, but we'll be ok...just. I'm sure you're right Roy, theres gotta be three teams worse than Newcastle. Still dont know why you let Nolan go on a free though.
  5. How come Fergie doesnt get sent to the stands for behaviour which would see any other manager sent there?
  6. Cheer up lads.................you won!
  7. Joadboy

    ME$$I

    Winston me ol' mate, a lot has happened since you went into hiding..............most importantly, England won the test series!! I'm sure you'll want to celebrate with us and give us a smiley...............
  8. Dead Mans Shoes got another DVD-outing for me last night. Love that film. Paddy Considine is great.
  9. I think its a very good movie but flawed in several places, Pete Postlethwaite pretending to be some kind of arab sort of spoils it for starters.
  10. This week Ive watched: Blue Valentine............................... tasteful, romantic (ish) quite touching. Reminds me of the couple that I think Bruce had in his head when writing half of The River, BITUSA, and Tunnel of Love. and: Submarine.....................................funny in a British sort of way......quirky ............ disjointed.
  11. Or, another way of putting it, you wait a lifetime getting into Europe, and when you do, no f----r is bothered.
  12. But only 21.6k turned up, Roy. That's about sixty per cent empty. .................................were they all on night shift?
  13. Margin Call, starring Kevin Spacey, Demi Moore Very, very poor indeed. You know when you read the back of a DVD and it says its nominated for awards X, Y and Z, and you wonder: "how on earth"? It took thirty minutes to tell us this company had over exposed itself (could have been done in five). It took a further thirty minutes to tell us that these highly paid, but ultimately incompetent people (with whom we are supposed to sympathise) might be in the firing line. What happened next?............................... I dunno, cos we switched the fucker off.......
  14. So bad, he needed to explain it....................
  15. Yes, Andrew. And here's a quote from Roy, from 4th November, on the LFC fred: "We'll finish above you..again" Maybe. We'll see.
  16. Fair do 's Ginster. Looks like it was Keegan not Shearer. In the conduct of looking that up, I noticed that the most successful manager in terms of win % was Chris Hughton (according to wicky-wotsits) Including a five one win against your chums down the road. What happened to him? Let me guess......................................
  17. Trouble was in 1980-81 when they were really., really shite, they were getting crowds of 8, 9 and 10 thousand. A faint whiff of euro-glory and they all come out of the pubs. stay sober long enough to buy a eurostar ticket, and the rest is, well, irrelevant.....
  18. I bet Allardyce is just loving that............sacked in favour of Shearer, who took them down.......
  19. Reading "Boomer" by Linda Niemann Kind of on-the-road ish, but on-the-railroad-tracks instead. Bit of grapes of wrath in there. Woody Guthrie gets a few mentions.
  20. :lol: think you better watch motd2 Winston, if they broadcast such a thing up there in the barren wastes...................... On second thoughts dont bother, I dont think Coloccini is going to make the challenge in time for MOTD2................
  21. :lol: think you better watch motd2 Winston, if they broadcast such a thing up there in the barren wastes......................
  22. Try going to the match, that might help Far too expensive for my tastes. And cold. Bit like Stella Artois
  23. All this makes the LFC Vs Manure banter look tame. Clearly we are going to have to be more abusive to each other.
  24. ................you just said that.
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