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Joadboy

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  1. Now is Good. Took my daughter. We both cried buckets. A veritable blubberfest.
  2. Thanks Earthslayer for these stats. BRUCE AND BRUCES' MANAGEMENT............................. PLEASE NOTE: Album sales: United Kingdom.........1..................189,200 Spain..........................1...................61,600 Tour attendances: May 13...Sevilla, SPAIN......................22,045 / 30,785............72%.................$ 1,798,678 May 15...Canary Islands, SPAIN.........23,908 / 30,000............80%.................$ 1,861,267 May 17...Barcelona, SPAIN.................combined with below...92% May 18...Barcelona, SPAIN.................79,430 / 86,000............92%.................$ 6,692,818 Jun 02....San Sebastian, SPAIN...........45,442 / 45,442............SELLOUT........$ 4,068,870 Jun 17....Madrid, SPAIN........................54,639 / 54,639............SELLOUT........$ 4,971,750 Sell out rate in Spain: 2 out of 6 .....................i.e 33% Jun 21....Sunderland, UK.......................41,564 / 52,900............79%................$ 3,693,333 Jun 22....Manchester, UK.......................52,546 / 52,546............SELLOUT.......$ 4,601,284 Jun 24...Isle Of Wight, UK....................55,000 / 55,000............SELLOUT.......$ 4,750,000 (est).....Isle Of Wight Festival Jul 14....London, UK...............................76,656 / 76,656............SELLOUT........$ 7,138,184 Sell out rate in UK 3 out of 4 i.e 75% Conclusion: More gigs in the UK next tour*...............................thanks xxx * by which time I will have paid off my solicitor in full, and should be able to afford a few more gigs. Again.
  3. According to rumours in the shittier papers this a.m. Toon are poised to offer £10m for Andy Carroll. I dont know whether to laugh or cry.
  4. Now aint THAT the truth. Bunch of fuckin skirted moaning minnies.
  5. I gotta admit I'm a little confused now. So . ................ who's on first?
  6. Its not all bad. As part of the sponsorship deal, season tocket holders are to receive a free keyring with a pair of little dangly plastic trainers on.
  7. Looks like Toon wont be playing at St James Park for much longer. Mike Ashley has just forced through a deal to have it renamed the Direct Sports Arena. Catchy, huh?
  8. Please forward my congratulations.
  9. Who?......What?..... Where?..... When?
  10. She was stranglin' me. Until someone said: "smile!". Was this Sheffield perchance? You took the picture!!!
  11. She was stranglin' me. Until someone said: "smile!".
  12. North Yorkshire Coast?......................nice.
  13. Understood my (soon to be ex) wife.
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