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My hair and I have been in a fight since 1967. It's starting to get on my nerves.

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My hair and I have been in a fight since 1967. It's starting to get on my nerves.

the queen of the supermarket knew a thing or two

its called a cap !!!

i have been known to even get in the shower with mine on

Da !!!!

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My hair and I have been in a fight since 1967. It's starting to get on my nerves.

the queen of the supermarket knew a thing or two

its called a cap !!!

i have been known to even get in the shower with mine on

Da !!!!

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I'm not a fan of fast food at all, however, when I'm stuck working on a Sunday night, like this one, there are very few options for places to get something to eat at dinnertime (I adamantly refuse to bring in food from home to the office, being that there is always, in every one I've ever worked at, 2 kinds of people; People who actually steal other's food, and people who bring in the most disgustingly stinkiest thing they could imagine and put it in the fridge right next to what I brought in), I'll swing over to the nearby McDonalds and get some french fries. I don't hate them, but I don't really enjoy them either, and tonight, I finally realized why I keep doing this: They're just tolerable enough to be a last resort option.

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I'm not a fan of fast food at all, however, when I'm stuck working on a Sunday night, like this one, there are very few options for places to get something to eat at dinnertime (I adamantly refuse to bring in food from home to the office, being that there is always, in every one I've ever worked at, 2 kinds of people; People who actually steal other's food, and people who bring in the most disgustingly stinkiest thing they could imagine and put it in the fridge right next to what I brought in), I'll swing over to the nearby McDonalds and get some french fries. I don't hate them, but I don't really enjoy them either, and tonight, I finally realized why I keep doing this: They're just tolerable enough to be a last resort option.

Our local MacD's got a new build a couple of years back

There was a lot of new garden in the car park

lots of stinky composty things going on

lets just say we refer to Porirua MacDonalds as Mac Fly

or Mac Shits

In Aussie they call Burger King Hungry Jacks ??????

this is Rodney Rude -

we aften ask each other where are the Mac shit servettes

Its funnier when your drunk BTW

Pauline Hansen is/was? a really horrible right wing politician

.......actually this isn't quite as funny as i remember

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5H9-nn89yM

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We're nearly halfway through the year

Scary thought

But it does feel like it

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Shame is the worst human emotion

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Why do you DRIVE on the PARKway but PARK on the DRIVEway?

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Why do you DRIVE on the PARKway but PARK on the DRIVEway?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm does sound a bit odd

why do you ride on the train but in the car ???

why does half the world drive on the wrong side of the road ?

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Did Bruce call the song "Cynthia" in a deliberate reference to Roy Orbison's wife's name, given the song is clearly such a tip of the hat to "Oh Pretty Woman"?

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Fuck it. I'm done.

What do you mean?

bad day at work?

you know i can recommend an old record you might have in your collection that cures everything ;):D:lol:

DOTEOT !!!

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Where is state trooper ?

On holiday with no smart phone ?

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I have run out of cough medicine and aspirin

Do you think boysenberry cider will be soothing on a head cold ?

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Nope don't try it

When you next have a coughing fit the cider comes back up

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Its raining like a sceen from blade runner

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