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freckles ....according to my neighbour what first attracted her husband to her was her freckly cleavage

The Bed (Lou Reed).

Trust me and close your eyes.  

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i googled E words 

i discovered ear sex

i must admit i kind of got excitted because i quite like a bit of tounge in the ear

but turns out its just phone sex 

- so last century :lol:

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7 hours ago, Lampi said:

Don"t you think we better go to sleep now? We have to get up early tomorrow!

I never heard a man say something like this. :D

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57 minutes ago, Silvia said:

I never heard a man say something like this. :D

But for a woman it is a variation to 'Tonight I have a headache'.

(OK After this post the for me the dark corner again and 6 hours of listening to Sunny Day kids)

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4 hours ago, Lampi said:

But for a woman it is a variation to 'Tonight I have a headache'.

(OK After this post the for me the dark corner again and 6 hours of listening to Sunny Day kids)

The headache excuse is pathetic. If anything, having sex can help you get rid of one.

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2 hours ago, Lampi said:

Judging by all the stains on the wall and on the floor, you need a girlfriend.

that reminds me of a truly horrible story that should never have been shared by Gary's best friend involving Gary's spair room, the best friend's older lady and  some  LACE curtains 

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