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you'd be so lucky!

its not like your Bruce Springsteen!

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1 minute ago, Jerseyfornia said:

Zelophilia.

i was starting to worry about you 

are you ok in the fires and power cuts ?

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anal

 

a funny story

when my friend had her graduation dinner from police college for some reason (possibly booze enduced) she desided anal sex was appropreate dinner time conversation :lol:

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15 hours ago, Daisey Jeep said:

i was starting to worry about you 

are you ok in the fires and power cuts ?

Yeah. I'm not affected by it.

Bukkake.

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1 hour ago, Jerseyfornia said:

Yeah. I'm not affected by it.

Bukkake.

i had to google that one 

er not by cup of tea 

 

possible too much information 

but in this house this is a sexual phrase :lol:

show me your crocodile 

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I think the term is cockadile.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Jerseyfornia said:

I think the term is cockadile.

 

 

Cockawhile?

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Don't you think it was too long ago?

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Eh, you're overreacting...

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Furiously fisting fifty ferocious females

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gearstick

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I am waiting....

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Jezebel

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Knock Knock Knock I think my big surprise is there.

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limp

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My parents never told me about these things.

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nope

not going there

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puppetry of the penis 

anybody see it ?

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Question. Can you please tell me where that strange green sock I found under the bed comes from?

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u called ?

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